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02-04-2010, 03:26 PM | #1 |
Feeling at Home
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You're rich? Now what?
Let’s say you win the intergalactic lottery, and now you’re rich, not just like “Yea, I won a million dollars!” rich, more like “Daddy Warbucks or Scrooge McDuck rich. Of course you’re going to take care of your family, set up a trust fund for the next 6 generations of your offspring, and hire the Rolling Stones to play at your “retirement party” but then what? How are you going to live the lifestyle of an eccentric Super Multi Billionaire?
I’ve done a little thinking and I think I know what I would do. 1. Buy a 7 day set of McLaren F1s, and make sure that I get both of Ralph Lauren’s 2. Procure a warehouse full of pipe tobacco 3. Charter a C-130 to fly to Havana and come back filled with cigars and Havana Club rum 4. Buy a very large patch of land in Texas, so Ted Nugget and I can get drunk and shoot propane tanks 5. Have a fresh box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch every morning, so I can dump out all but the last bowl that has the extra cinnamon and sugar. 6. Hire a personal mime artist to represent me in court when I go to fight all the speeding tickets I get with #1 What would you do? |