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Old 01-28-2010, 09:31 PM   #1
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A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the local race track,to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.


When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.


The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.


Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.


As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.


Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,


"You must be in the fourth grade."


"No, ma'am," he replied.


"I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race."
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