Railroad Sex

MedicCook · 01-16-2010, 01:37 AM

Railroad Sex

Tim walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last
night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her
back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything: Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'Don't know..................Never found her head."

01-16-2010, 01:37 AM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Railroad Sex Railroad Sex Tim walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?' 'Don't know..................Never found her head." __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff