I need a smoke!!!

Arrgg!!!

I have lots of great sticks that I have received in trade that I have yet to try.

Here's the freaking forecast for the upcoming week:

Monday
Day: Showers or drizzle. Amount 5 mm. Fog patches dissipating in the afternoon. Wind south 50 km/h gusting to 70 becoming southwest 20 gusting to 40 early in the afternoon. Temperature falling to 8 in the afternoon.
Night: Cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers. Wind southwest 20 km/h becoming light in the evening. Low plus 4.

Tuesday
Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. High 9.

Wednesday
Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 13.

Thursday
Cloudy with 40 percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 7.

Sigh.

What's an outdoor smoker supposed to do?