News of the weird

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Nothing cigar related, except the obvious jokes

ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) – The City of Ashland, long known for its artsy image, has changed its nudity laws. On Tuesday night, the Ashland City Council adopted a citywide ban on public nudity.

The city had already banned the display of genitals in parks and in downtown.

No word on if/how they defined "nudity". Apparently, wearing only a g-string is now banned, but no word on where the (tan) line is drawn (that I've seen).

The Shakespeare Festival will never be the same, I say.