??? where the heck does this BOTL/SOTL live ???

Man, I was wracking my brain all freaking day because I thought I'd post a thread about this and then I just plumb forgot.

AND NOW THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.....I remembered! Just now, this very second. Someone take a memo.

Anyhoo....

For those who know me, I love this joint we call Cigar Asylum so this ain't a rant. Okay, maybe a little bit.

But as I've indicated above, my little 'ol brain of 35 years is feeble. It was feeble years back, has gotten feebler (ok, alright, more feeble - i just like the word I may have made up but I'm not entirely certain) and is sure to get even more feeble in the years, no, minutes, no, SECONDS, to come.

Especially if I continue to drink my neighbors' JW Blue & stick cigars up my nose.

So how the heck am I supposed to remember where the heck you're from anyway if you don't tell me where you're from in your little name/posts/"where you at" doohickie whenever you make a post?

Oftentimes, I'll click on your name & then 'About Me' to see if it's not clearly posted yet cleverly hidden within (you tricky bastage)....so that's why all of you, I'm sure, have seen me lurking in your homepage.

I'm watching you.

And damn it, some of you are super sleuths and keep your whereabouts hidden or even come up with a cute little location like: "I'm here, duh". Oh, if this actually is your location (oh, there you are, right here) (or you've actually put this on your page), I most definitely do not mean to attack you personally.

I just want to know where you live so I can stalk you, kill you, and then steal all of your cigars.

Is that what you're afraid of? Because, of course, you should be because I'm just crazy like that...but alas, perhaps it's another reason.

I realize it could be because you don't want to disclose that you're a proud American citizen (for reasons related to CC trades, buys & such). Is that it?

This haunts me daily so I thought I'd post to actually find out the reason.

What's yours, smart guy, not telling a guy with a feeble memory where you're from?

(and note, I almost give you my address and social in mine....)