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Lapse In Judgment Explained

OK, you decide.

You're The Governor of South Carolina. Do you

1) Go hiking on the Appalachian Trail, or

2) Go to Argentina to see Maria ?


Here's Appalachian Trail



Here's Maria



Maria's Sister (bonus points)



Here's what I think happened:

I think his staff miss-read the memo. He said he was going to get some Argentinean tail, and they read it "Appalachian Trail."

I'm not condoning, but I understand.