I'm free

Originally Posted by OLS

Let's define FREE. Do you owe her money each month?
Can she call you anytime "She feels like talking"?
Are there kids involved who will be splitting time?

Freedom isn't free. This is not what they meant, but it sure is a catch all phrase.

If your answer to the above questions was NO each time, congratulations, you are free.

NO
NO
NO
I asked my lawyer how we did. She said "better than most men end up with".
enough said