Little Johnny

Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Johnny answers "Well, if I shoot one of them, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women, sitting on a park bench eating ice cream together... one bites the ice-cream cone, one is carefully licking around the cone, and one put the cone in her mouth and sucks some off. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well...uh... Johnny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Johnny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"