Why English is so hard to learn...

[Steve]

WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD TO LEARN

~ We must polish the Polish furniture.

~ He could lead if he would get the lead out.

~ The farm was used to produce produce.

~ The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

~ The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

~ This was a good time to present the present.

~ A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

~ When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

~ I did not object to the object.

~ The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

~ The bandage was wound around the wound.

~ There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

~ They were too close to the door to close it.

~ The buck does funny things when the does are present.

~ They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

~ To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

~ The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

~ After a number of injections my jaw got number.

~ Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.

~ I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

~ How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?