TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced

Emjaysmash · 07-19-2009, 10:24 AM

TO: The General Public of CA

It has come to our attention that there is a super-virus making its way though the population. I speak of TKF/OTH Flu.

TKF, known by it's scientific name as Tobii Keyboard Flu and by it's common name Over The Hill Flu (OTH) is extremely contagious and may cause the following symptoms:

speeling erorrs, forgetting where you are, Constantly sitting around in CA Chat, typing with one finger, and the squirts.

PLEASE inform everyone you can! THERE IS NO CURE FOR TKF Be vigilant and please report all those who have any of the symptoms to CA Chat immediately.

Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF.

THANK YOU.

-U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security, National Institute of Health, McDonalds, American Revolutionary War Foundation, and your Mother.

07-19-2009, 10:24 AM	#1
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced TO: The General Public of CA It has come to our attention that there is a super-virus making its way though the population. I speak of TKF/OTH Flu. TKF, known by it's scientific name as Tobii Keyboard Flu and by it's common name Over The Hill Flu (OTH) is extremely contagious and may cause the following symptoms: speeling erorrs, forgetting where you are, Constantly sitting around in CA Chat, typing with one finger, and the squirts. PLEASE inform everyone you can! THERE IS NO CURE FOR TKF Be vigilant and please report all those who have any of the symptoms to CA Chat immediately. Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF. THANK YOU. -U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security, National Institute of Health, McDonalds, American Revolutionary War Foundation, and your Mother. __________________