Cincinnati Bengals

BengalMan · 10-15-2008, 08:38 AM

Yes I'm from Cincinnati, and yes I have Bengals season tickets. The below jokes are the result of my team being last in the NFL. They really make me

The Ohio State Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati .
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Bengals and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

10-15-2008, 08:38 AM	#1
BengalMan Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ian Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 1,280 Trading: (10)	Cincinnati Bengals Yes I'm from Cincinnati, and yes I have Bengals season tickets. The below jokes are the result of my team being last in the NFL. They really make me The Ohio State Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati . For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cincinnati Bengals Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'. Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? A. Put up goal post. Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do the Bengals and a possum have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!