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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

Look, I told you once already.

I don't have a firstborn son yet.

When and if that happens, you'll be the first to know.

Sheesh.


(to be clear, this is a joke)

Just as long as you remember!

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

It's one of those first born son jokes, isn't it! I totally get it.

MCS

"Now, Jerry. Before I begin, I just want to thank you for listening to this material and for the opportunity that you've given me. You know, lots of people think that guys like you, you know, people who have made it, lose their feeling for struggling young talent such as myself. But now I know from experience that those people are just cynics, embittered by their own failure. I know, Jerry, that you're as human as the rest of us, if not more so."

And we can't slip one past you, ever.