Facial hair is imperitive to fine cigar smoking

After doing some thinking I am totally and seriously not serious... though really this is full of fabrications of truth with some factual goodness bastardized by my inability to interpret anything.

I've come to the conclusion to fully understand the flavor of cigars you must grow facial hair. Without facial hair you cannot fully enjoy the flavors a cigar has to offer. Because without facial hair you don't get that after aroma. Cigar smoke will cling to facial hair giving you hours of enjoyment after the smoke. Also more importantly when smoking you will exhale and the hair will break up the smoke if done correctly, by doing this the smoke will permeate the air giving a pleasant aroma to all.

Here are some examples...









The above 3 images these men are enjoying cigars....

Now lets look at what happens without facial hair...



Not so Happy eh?