Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts

Powers · 03-18-2009, 03:29 PM

A rich guy and a poor guy were having lunch and the poor one asked the rich man:
"What did you buy ur wife for Valentine's Day?"

"A diamond necklace and a BMW." replies the rich guy

"Why did you get her both?" the poor man inquires

The rich guy replies, "That way if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can go return it. What did you buy ur wife?"

The poor man said, "A $10 gift card to Walmart and a dildo."

"Why did you buy her both?" the rich man asked

"That way if she doesn't like the gift card she can go f^ck herself."

03-18-2009, 03:29 PM	#1
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts A rich guy and a poor guy were having lunch and the poor one asked the rich man: "What did you buy ur wife for Valentine's Day?" "A diamond necklace and a BMW." replies the rich guy "Why did you get her both?" the poor man inquires The rich guy replies, "That way if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can go return it. What did you buy ur wife?" The poor man said, "A $10 gift card to Walmart and a dildo." "Why did you buy her both?" the rich man asked "That way if she doesn't like the gift card she can go f^ck herself." __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee