What a morning, the worst thing I've had to do

[Scottw]

So today, both m kids had doctors appointments in different locations s my wife took my daughter to hersand I took my son for his 1 year checkup. First, I fill out all the paperwork for my son as we switched pediatricians to one that is closet to the house (i'd rather sandpaper the a**hole of an alligator in a phone booth than to fill out paperwork,(thanks Ron White for the visual) ). Anyway, my son is a Jr. so when the nurse calls us back, se says, "step on the scale please an then we will go into the room". I say "we need a baby scale" she leans in and says "sir, you won't fit on a baby scale" I tell her it is my son, not me here for the appointment and she says "OH, your Scott though." I let her know that he is a Jr. and does she really think I am a 1 year old that weighs 24 pounds ( I'm about 224). Now I hae tofill out new paperwork and he needs vaccines but the old pediatrician never sent the vaccination reports so we have to wait 40 minutes for them to fax it. Now my son is all over the place and I'm wearing a suit for work that he is snotting all over and drooling all over so I'm not very happy considering I have to go right from this apointment to the office. The report comes inand they tell me he needs two shots and I'm looking at him playing and goo goo gaa'ing all over the place and think that I cannot have anyone put a needle in him. Long story short, not only do they give him shots, they make me holdhim down for it. Now, my son and I goof around al the time. I get his legs and pin them down and he starts clapping and chuckling and then BOOM, two needles in either side of his lgs. His bottom lip curls out and he has this look on his face like "dad, you're an a@#hole". I never felt so bad in my life. I think shooting my neighbor would be more pleasurable than this. Have any of you had to through this? It's the last time I'm going to the Dr. with him for shots. I'm including a picture of him to see what a beautiful little boy he is that daddy had to pin down while the mean ***** stuck him with needles. He is not happy with me. I still feel awful