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Old 02-25-2009, 09:12 AM   #1
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Default Geography of a Woman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 26 and 33, a woman is like Europe, well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 34 and 39, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 40 and 46, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but
still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 47 and 55, a woman is like Great Britain, with a
glorious and all conquering past.

Between 56 and 64, a woman is like Israel, has been th rough
war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 64 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving,
but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. .only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
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