You know your getting older when.......

[CBI_2]

Your back goes out more than you do.

When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. I've had this ability since dislocating my ankle 22 years ago.

and for Scott (TripleF) : You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.