all hippies smell like patchouli

[bruceolee]

I know it's a provocative title but i was in the doctors office the other day and this elderly flower child came to an office with "no perfume" signs everywhere smelling like patchouli although smelling like it doesn't adequately describe it. she reeked of it. the horrible part was they complained to her but let her stay despite the signs. So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it. I cannot adequately describe how badly she smelled and she thought it smelt great.


seriously in my younger years when i wasn't a christian i would've done that but not anymore. Now i try to give an ounce of Grace. God bless you all!