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Old 04-28-2021, 09:38 AM   #1
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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"


"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

"Yes," she replied.

Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."

That's the last thing I remember after waking up in Hospital.
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