a picture is worth a thousand words/dollars

retired · 04-08-2021, 12:36 PM

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked tospeak to his client.
“Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied,
"You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said,
"Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically,
"Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied,

"The pictures are of you and your secretary."

04-08-2021, 12:36 PM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	a picture is worth a thousand words/dollars A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked tospeak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary." __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm