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Old 10-22-2020, 06:35 PM   #1
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Default A love story

A Love Story

I shall seek and find you...
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you...
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan...
I will make you beg for mercy... beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you...
And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu
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