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Old 04-04-2019, 03:04 PM   #1
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Default Worms...

A teacher puts four worms in four separate test tubes:

1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water

The next day, the teacher shows the results:

The 1st worm is dead.
The 2nd worm is dead.
The 3rd worm is dead.
The 4th worm, in mineral water, is alive and healthy.

The teacher asks the class: What do we learn from this experience?

A child responds: Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms!

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