Trick or treaters

markem · 10-31-2016, 04:11 PM

Maybe this should go into Entertainment?

I was thinking that maybe tonight while all the kids are begging sweets (or threatening terrorism, your choice) that maybe I would do this:

1. Paint a tall bottle green.
2. Run tubing from green bottle to nose
3. Sit in garage with door up
4. Candy wrappers everywhere
5. Beer in one had and cigar in the other
6. Tell all the kids to help themselves from the candy bag in the middle of this mess.

But this year I thought I would have a change of pace and not do that...

10-31-2016, 04:11 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Trick or treaters Maybe this should go into Entertainment? I was thinking that maybe tonight while all the kids are begging sweets (or threatening terrorism, your choice) that maybe I would do this: 1. Paint a tall bottle green. 2. Run tubing from green bottle to nose 3. Sit in garage with door up 4. Candy wrappers everywhere 5. Beer in one had and cigar in the other 6. Tell all the kids to help themselves from the candy bag in the middle of this mess. But this year I thought I would have a change of pace and not do that... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx