Airheads...

[Steve]

A friend told an airhead: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The airhead replied, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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An airhead goes to the vet with the pet goldfish. I think it's got epilepsy," the airhead tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The airhead replies, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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An airhead spies a letter lying on the doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND" - spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.
"No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A passerby asks an airhead: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."