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Old 05-27-2015, 04:44 PM   #1
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Default Bill Clinton Jogging

Bill Clinton is out jogging in the neighborhood when he spots an attractive prostitute standing on the corner. She sees him eyeing her and yells out to him "$50." Bill considers, and yells back "$5." She refuses his offer and they go on their separate ways. The next day Bill is out jogging again and sees the same prostitute. She again yells "$50" and he again responds with "$5." She refuses to come down to his price and they part ways. Two days later Bill is joined by Hillary on his jog, and they come across the same prostitute. The prostitute yells out "See what you get for $5!!"
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