Another Story of Abuse of Cigars at Weddings (with happy ending)

[Blueface]

So I am on my cruise, smoking with some new cigar friends in the smoking section and we see four guys in a wedding party light up cigars. I could make out from a distance that they were Cuban H. Upmann cigars.

After a light and a few drags, they did the nasty many often do at weddings. They crushed them into the ashtray, not even allowing them the decency of a slow burning death but instead, a crushing destruction.

One of the guys near me almost passes out when he saw this. The others suddenly struggled breathing. They were was devastated. I quietly got up, went to the ashtray, pulled the cigars out and one by one, removed and dirssected the cigars and the bands. They were quite fresh. So fresh in fact that I managed to nearly make my two fingers meet as I squeezed them. All had major numerous tobacco voids on them.

After a few more checks, I was delighted to tell the guys smoking with me that they could breath again and relax. FAKES!!!, hence the happy ending part. Bet those wedding guys that lit those cigars will go back home and tell anyone willing to listen that they smoked Cuban cigars and can't understand what the hype is all about.