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Old 04-15-2015, 09:42 AM   #1
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Default Rainy day joke from the past.

A woman jumps into a taxi outside her hotel after a long week of business meetings. Running late for the airport for the trip home on a rainy day.
As the driver makes his way through traffic, Murphy raises his head, the taxi has a blow out. As she sits in the taxi, she watches the driver struggle with the hubcap. Working in IT she has a small tool kit in her handbag. She leans out the window and asks the driver “Hey! you want a screwdriver?” The driver looks at her and replys “Might as well its raining out”
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