Dooooohhhhh!!!!

[shark]

A man pinched his wife on the butt and said, " you know, if you firmed that up you could get rid of that girdle." Later that day he pinched her on the breast and said, "you know, if you firmed that up you could get rid of that bra." That evening in bed she turned to her husband and pinched his peni* and said, " you know, if you firmed that up we could get rid of the gardner and your brother."