Asking for an Unspeakable Act...

I'm asking you BOTL out there to do something that is so reprehensible that is can't be said in mixed company or even out loud. I'm asking you all to inform on your brothers. Yes, tattle on them...divulge their darkest secrets. Bring their skeletons out of the closet (should be easy for the Zombies to find skeletons). Tell everyone their most highly coveted cigars that they don't have, or are completely out of! Not a laundry list, but one or two really desperately desired sticks. You know the kind...something they'd kill for!!! Now, I do have a motivation for this dastardly deed. There are a good many disturbed inmates that have done good things and mistakenly directed fine considerations my way. Over the next millennia, I fully intend to get even with those responsible in every way.
So, tell, tattle, spill their most guarded secrets. Might want to spill more than one desired cigar name just in case I decide to keep the first one!
RR