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02-16-2014, 03:33 PM
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King of Rants
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Kermit
Kermit the Frog converted to Judaism and because of this he had to divorce Mrs Piggy. When Kermit was asked why the religious conversion required him to divorce Mrs Piggy he explained "I can't eat pork anymore"
HEYOO!!! An oldie but a goodie 
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