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In the interest of Full Disclosure, this is pretty much how it works in MY house...
DAILY HOMEWORK POLICY Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night: This time should be budgeted in the following manner: - 15 minutes looking for assignment - 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment - 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like students - 8 minutes in the bathroom - 10 minutes getting a snack - 7 minutes checking the DVR - 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment - 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment LONG TERM HOMEWORK POLICY - These assignments are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long term." - It is a long term commitment to the time it takes to finish it, which usually begins at 9:30 p.m. and ends at 11:50 p.m....or later. - It is important that the whole family is involved in the project. - It is imperative that at least one family member races to Walmart/Kmart for posterboard, and that at least one family member ends up in tears (does not have to be the student). - One parent needs to stay up and complete the project. The other parent needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick. - It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment.
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