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08-15-2013, 04:23 PM | #1 |
Dear Lord, Thank You.
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I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
Feast your eyes upon this sweet baby.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is a hot dog AND hot dog bun toaster. Really. I've even added the link so you can run, not walk, over to Amazon to purchase one. If I have ever seen anything cooler, I've forgot about it. This is far and away the most brilliant invention that 2,000 years of human technological advancement has brought about. I showed it to Weeze and she shrugged. That's because women don't know stuff. I tried to get her to buy it for me, but she looked at me the way she does when she's 100% certain I'm retarded. So, if any of you guys want to go ahead and send me one of these, that'd be great.
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