Redneck medical dictionary

TXRebel · 07-15-2013, 08:52 AM

REDNECK MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery ………….. The study of paintings
Bacteria ............ ..Back door to cafeteria
Barium ............ ....What doctors do when patients die
Benign ............ ... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat-scan ............ .. Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ............ Made eye contact with her
Colic ............ ....... A sheep dog
Coma ............ ..... A punctuation mark
Dilate ............ ..... To live long
Enema ............ ... Not a friend
Fester ............ .... Quicker than someone else
Fibula ............ .... A small lie
Impotent ............ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain ....... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ...... A Doctor's cane
Morbid ............ ... A higher offer
Nitrates ............ .. Cheaper than day rates
Node ............ ...... I knew it
Outpatient .......... A person who has fainted
Pelvis ............ ..... Cousin to Elvis
Post Operative... .. A letter carrier
Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery
Rectum ............ ... Nearly killed him
Secretion ............ Hiding something
Seizure ............ ... Roman emperor
Tablet ............ ..... A small table
Terminal Illness.. Getting sick at the airport
Tumor ............ .. One plus one more.
Urine ............ ...... Opposite of you're out.

07-15-2013, 08:52 AM	#1
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	Redneck medical dictionary REDNECK MEDICAL DICTIONARY Artery ………….. The study of paintings Bacteria ............ ..Back door to cafeteria Barium ............ ....What doctors do when patients die Benign ............ ... What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in Rome Cat-scan ............ .. Searching for Kitty Cauterize ............ Made eye contact with her Colic ............ ....... A sheep dog Coma ............ ..... A punctuation mark Dilate ............ ..... To live long Enema ............ ... Not a friend Fester ............ .... Quicker than someone else Fibula ............ .... A small lie Impotent ............ Distinguished, well known Labor Pain ....... Getting hurt at work Medical Staff ...... A Doctor's cane Morbid ............ ... A higher offer Nitrates ............ .. Cheaper than day rates Node ............ ...... I knew it Outpatient .......... A person who has fainted Pelvis ............ ..... Cousin to Elvis Post Operative... .. A letter carrier Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery Rectum ............ ... Nearly killed him Secretion ............ Hiding something Seizure ............ ... Roman emperor Tablet ............ ..... A small table Terminal Illness.. Getting sick at the airport Tumor ............ .. One plus one more. Urine ............ ...... Opposite of you're out. __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."