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02-01-2013, 10:02 PM | #1 |
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Married a Hooker
A British couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th
wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years." The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years and I cannot hold your past against you. Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit.?" She said, "Darling I don't think you understand me correctly. My name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales."
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