Chicken Farmer

cmitch · 01-09-2013, 06:20 AM

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too."

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!"

"What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together.

"What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer.

"Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?"

"What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!"

"Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?"

The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck."

The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

01-09-2013, 06:20 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Chicken Farmer A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too." "What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!" "What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together. "What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer. "Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?" "What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!" "Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?" The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck." The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.