18 year old scotch

cmitch · 10-02-2012, 11:46 PM

A well refined businessman enters a bar and orders 18 year old scotch. Bartender sets down the drink and the businessman takes a sip. "This is NOT 18 year old scotch! I want 18 year old scotch." The bartender sighs, removes the glass, pours another out of a different bottle and sets it down. The businessman takes a sip and gets even more exasperated. "This is 12 year old scotch! I asked for 18 year old scotch!" About that time, a redneck in overalls walks up, sets a glass down in front of him and says, "Try THIS!" The businessman takes a sip and spits it out. "That tastes like piss!"
The redneck looks at him and asks, "Okay, how old am I?"

10-02-2012, 11:46 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	18 year old scotch A well refined businessman enters a bar and orders 18 year old scotch. Bartender sets down the drink and the businessman takes a sip. "This is NOT 18 year old scotch! I want 18 year old scotch." The bartender sighs, removes the glass, pours another out of a different bottle and sets it down. The businessman takes a sip and gets even more exasperated. "This is 12 year old scotch! I asked for 18 year old scotch!" About that time, a redneck in overalls walks up, sets a glass down in front of him and says, "Try THIS!" The businessman takes a sip and spits it out. "That tastes like piss!" The redneck looks at him and asks, "Okay, how old am I?" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.