What are these, Dad?

cmitch · 08-06-2012, 05:30 PM

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the

Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factually replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.''Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.

He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies,

'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,

'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers,'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.''WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied

Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........

08-06-2012, 05:30 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	What are these, Dad? A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factually replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.''Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' Those are for college men,' the dad answers,'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.''WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......... __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.