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Old 07-27-2012, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default The Gynacologist Who Became A Mechanic

A gynacologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,
he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynacologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is an error in the grade?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.

You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
worth 50% of the mark."
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After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my
entire career".
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