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Old 07-22-2012, 07:01 PM   #1
benedic08
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One day John moved into a cheap apartment complex. The complex was old and rickety with holes in the wall, it wasn't a great place, but living directly above his apartment was the love of his life Jenny. The problem was Jenny's father didn't like John and forbade Jenny to see him. It was forbidden love. The couple would sneak around once in a while just to see each other. There came a time where the couple wanted to have sex but couldn't figure out how, until an idea came upon them. There was a hole on John's ceiling that went through to Jenny's apartment above. John hired a body builder to lift him up to the hole, while Jenny sat on the hole and pretended to iron her clothes. John instructed the bodybuilder to push him up when he hoes ahhhh.... and pull him back when he goes oooooh.... So the couple started, and John was going ooohhhh.... Ahhhh... ohhhh.... ahhhhh..... Suddenly Jenny's father arrived, and in her panic moved away from the hole and covered it with her clothing iron. John went, AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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