It's times like this I am glad I have a lock on my cabinet

[Bluetick]

I walked into the living room one day and saw my 4 year old sitting on the couch. She had her legs out straight and crossed at the ankles, crayon in her fingers holding it to her lips. I asked "What are you doing?" her reply was "I'm a moking." "We don't smoke" I said, she replied "Aunt Karen does and I do" and she does at age 30.