Catholic Prostitutes

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A man was on a long road trip, weary from hours of travel when he seen a sign that said, "Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution- 10 miles ahead".
Not believing he read it correctly, he drove on and noticed another that said, "Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution- 5 miles". Wide awake and curiosity piqued, he drove the remaining 5 miles waiting to find it and finally, a sign said, "Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution-next right" and he pulled in to a quaint stone house with gaping archways with a sign above that said "Sisters of St. Francis".

He knocked on the door and a nun wearing a habit with rosary beads answered. "I seen the signs and I was going to inquire about your, uh, services advertised."
"Certainly, right this way." The nun lead him through a long hallway where she instructed him, "Just knock on the last door on the right three times and you will get instructions."

The man knocks on the door and a kind, elderly nun comes to the door holding a cup. "Just put 100 dollars in this cup and then walk through the large, wooden door at the end of the hall." Happy to oblige, he drops the 100 in and walks to the door, opens it and steps into a dark entryway. When his eyes adjust, he notices a parkinglot is where he's standing and sees a dimly lit sign in front of him that says, "You've just been screwed by the Sisters of St. Francis".