Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!

icehog3 · 03-10-2012, 01:24 PM

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

03-10-2012, 01:24 PM	#23
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!! There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!