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01-31-2012, 03:38 PM | #1 |
Bunion
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1957s Dating
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.*
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"* "Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.* "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.* "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."* "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.* "Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.* "Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"* "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.* "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"* "Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.* A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.* "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.* Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.* "The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!”
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