Skydiving Accident- Big Owie!

Holy crap...I can just FEEL the love here....

You never answered. What do you do know? Besides limp.

I've been known to drool, swing a frozen salmon or two, fall over my walker and occasionally get too drunk to type...or too drunk to occasionally type...or just drunk...

Long story short, according to the Army, who NEVER makes a mistake, I am a 25B - Informations Systems Operator-Analyst.

Even G-d doesn't know WTF that has to do with my job these days -

I started out a 72E but that was combined with a 72G then restructured to a 74C and further streamlined as a 25D that would be deactivated and redesignated a 25B. All in all, the original job was really cool....until the Internet showed up, that is.

On paper, I'm an Army EKMS manager. In reality, I'm the poor bastard locked in the basement.