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01-10-2011, 02:34 PM | #1 |
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Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA
Just received from a friend that travels a lot. She tought people would be interested to know that:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3
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