Attempted pickup

cmitch · 01-03-2011, 07:44 PM

A man is sitting at a bar and notices a HOT red hed sitting across from him. Feeling his oats, he decides to strike up a conversation with her.

"What's up, babe?"

"I'm not interested."

"Oh, come on honey, I just want to talk."

"I only like muslims and jews", rebuffs the lady.

"Why's that?" asks the guy.

"Because they're hung like a horse!" she retorts.

"Well, just ain't that a coincidence. I just happen to be right up your street, babe."

"What's your name?", asks the red head.

"Muhammad Goldstein".

01-03-2011, 07:44 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Attempted pickup A man is sitting at a bar and notices a HOT red hed sitting across from him. Feeling his oats, he decides to strike up a conversation with her. "What's up, babe?" "I'm not interested." "Oh, come on honey, I just want to talk." "I only like muslims and jews", rebuffs the lady. "Why's that?" asks the guy. "Because they're hung like a horse!" she retorts. "Well, just ain't that a coincidence. I just happen to be right up your street, babe." "What's your name?", asks the red head. "Muhammad Goldstein". __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.