Doh theres thieves at my gym

[CoreyD]

So those that have seen me in person know that I sport a Green Drew Estate hat when I am puffin a stogie, well I grabbed my hat headed to the gym put everything in my locker after changing into my workout clothes, worked out, got done and got dressed. My hat wheres my hat, my expensive watch is here but wheres my hat. My hat disturbingly got up and walked while I was working out, only thing missing from my locker.I went back later that day to check again lost/found etc and nope no hat. I tell ya of all things taken a favorite hat? good thing I didn't have a Guayabera or man o war sweater or anything else yet that I want to sport around on my leisure smoking days cause that woulda prolly grabbed legs too. What oh what do I wear now tomorrow morning when I go smoking I mean trout fishing with Todd.