Terrorist Grandma

Commander Quan · 11-20-2010, 10:04 AM

A 90 year old grandmother was going to visit her family for the holidays. Once she arrived at the airport she entered the security screening area where she was asked to empty her pockets, take off her shoes and her jewelry, place her baggage and her coat in the x-ray machine, and was then pulled aside for a thorough pat down.

While the agent was preparing for the pat down the Grandmother asked the agent if this was all necessary. "I'm and 90 year old grandmother what could I possibly do what is so dangerous?"

The agent looks at her and says "Ma'am, you might knit an Afgahn."

11-20-2010, 10:04 AM	#1
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Terrorist Grandma A 90 year old grandmother was going to visit her family for the holidays. Once she arrived at the airport she entered the security screening area where she was asked to empty her pockets, take off her shoes and her jewelry, place her baggage and her coat in the x-ray machine, and was then pulled aside for a thorough pat down. While the agent was preparing for the pat down the Grandmother asked the agent if this was all necessary. "I'm and 90 year old grandmother what could I possibly do what is so dangerous?" The agent looks at her and says "Ma'am, you might knit an Afgahn."