Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 2

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Just as the birds fly south for winter, the adventures of yours truly start in a place I truly feel at home.... California.

Not that I wouldn't feel at home in say Bora Bora, but I don't know any BOTL's in Bora Bora and my travel budget probably wouldn't allow for such a trip So I packed my bags yesterday and hopped on a plane for sunny San Diego in a trip orchestrated by my wife (Le Petite Amour on the board) and all my brother's in the SoCal area. It would be a time of extreme debauchery I was sure so I made sure to pack my very best birthday suit and an extra bottle of lube LOL.

As I got off the plane I was escorted from the airport by my good buddy Pnoon or as I like to call him, Barbara. I've known Peter for many years ever since the day I first met him at the Las Vegas HERF many moons ago. A better host you will not find as five minutes after stepping through the door to his house, we were two Vodka martini's in. Peter knows the way to my heart usually involves Vodka so he wasted no time in getting me good and buzzed right off the bat.

From there we met up with a few other members of the San Diego crew for my favorite food, Sushi. Galaga, SDBeerman and BeerBob joined us at the dinner table where we consumed COPIOUS amounts of fresh sushi and more adult beverages. It was a beautiful time and by the end of the meal we were all better off. And yes MrReindeer... we had Uni LOL.

Our bellies full of the finest sushi we moved the party over to Larry (SDBeerman's) house. If you've never been to a S.H.I.T herf its a sight to behold. No matter where the party is they've always got tons of food, drinks and smokes to go around. So we sit down and Larry pours us all drinks of our choice and brings out the munchies. Larry truly has a good history in the alcohol department as the drinks are great and he knows what good bar food looks like haha. So we dive into the cigars and many great smokes are passed around and lit up and more and more alcohol is consumed. Eric (GoatLocker) joined us a short time later after many missed calls to Peter's cell phone (all in all dear old Barbara missed 9 calls last nite ROFL). About an hour into the festivities we proceed to start drunk dialing our inmate friends. We managed to interrupt Robert (Tw3nty) watching a movie with his wife, we interrupted Tom (IceHog3) mid coitus, and we bothered the SoCal boys at the Deck herf LOL.

I must just take a moment to say that anytime you herf with the S.H.I.T. boys its truly a pleasure. They make you feel like family immediately and you've never met a more jovial bunch of guys. So a big thank you goes out to Peter, Larry, Bob, Rick and Eric for the food, drinks, clothes (yes I got clothes), cigars and warm hospitality. A visit like this makes you not want to go home at the end of the trip.

So, very late in the evening we literally stumble back to the Poon household to lay our heads down and dream of naked Bea Arthurs dancing to the soothing sounds of Death Metal

Stay tuned my BOTL's and SOTL's as this is only day 1! The debauchery continues today with even more SoCal inmates joining us. After a wonderful breakfast at the Poon house, I feel refreshed, relaxed and only hung-over to the slightest degree

Dustin
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